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There was me and my monkey 
And with his dungarees and roller blades smoking
filter tips
Reclining in the passenger seat of my
super-charged jet black Chevrolet
He had the soft-top down (he liked the wind in his
face)
He said 'Son, you ever been to Vegas?' I said
'no'
He said 'that's where we're gonna go - you need a
change of pace'
And we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels
and the neon signs
He said 'I left my wallet in El Segondo' and
proceeded to take two grand of mine
We made tracks to The Mandalay Bay Hotel
Asked the bell boy if he'd take me and my monkey
as well?
He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with
a smile he said 
'If your monkey's got that kind of money sir, then
we've got a monkey bed!'

Me and my monkey 
With a dream and a gun
I'm hoping my monkey don't point that gun at
anyone
Me and my monkey
Like Butch and the Sundance Kid
Trying to understand why he did what he did
Why he did what he did

We got the elevator, I hit the 33rd floor
We had a room up top with the panoramic views like
nothing you'd ever seen before
He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke 
He ran his little monkey fingers through yellow
pages
Called up some escort services and ordered some
okey doke
Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door

In walked this big bad ass baboon into my bedroom
with three monkey whores
'Hi! My name is Sunshine - these are my girls
Lace my palm with silver baby and oh yeah, they'll
rock your world'
So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes
and my gun
Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain singing 'bout lithium

There came a knock at the door and in walked
Sunshine
'What's up? You'd better get your ass in here boy,
your monkey's having too much of a good time!'

Me and my monkey
Drove in search of the sun
Me and my monkey
Don't point that gun at anyone
Me and my monkey
Like Billy The Kid
Trying to understand why he did what he did
Why he did what he did

Got tickets to see Sheena Easton, the monkey was
high
Said it was a burning ambition to see her before
he died
We left before encores, he couldn't sit still
Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill
We went to play black-jack, kept hitting twenty
three
Couldn't help but notice this Mexican just staring
at me
Or was it my monkey? I couldn't be sure 
It's not like you'd never seen a monkey in
rollerblades and dungarees before
Now don't test my patience 'cause we're not about
to run
That's a bad ass monkey boy and he's packing a
gun
'My name is Rodriguez', he says with death in his
eye
'I've been chasing you for a long time amigos, and
now your monkey's gonna die!'