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[Ice-T]
Yeah, last year a lot of motherfuckers asked me
why I didn't do no old sex nasty shit
But this year I went down to Miami and got my
nigga from 2 Live
Brother Marquis in the house!  (Yeah I'm the
motherfuckin nigga)
Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl
problems
All these niggaz is havin girl problem, Marq
(Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)
Lemme tell you what time is it...

I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in
her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her
mouth
I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
A bitch with a ass big as a TV set
And there's a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm
gonna get
But yo but maybe not, she might not like me
though
No sweat to a vet; I'll slam a sista though, word
Ice in the whole damn herd
I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curve
I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold
link
who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the
kitchen sink
Got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
A bitch with none, but hey I give her a pass
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with
me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for
you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit it...
Nah a bitch ain't one